Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first full sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
Shit. The nearest book I have is by Dan Savage. All things considered, it could be worse. From The Commitment: Love, Sex, Marriage and My Family:
"They must know people are coming here for summer vacation," Terry said, "and they figure they'll gouge you on drink mix."
Drunken sex after overpriced drinks? That sounds nothing like me at all. =D Of course, when it comes to real life, I am an enormous Dan/Terry shipper, and Terry can make me quadruple margaritas any time he likes.
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